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Unproductive Candy for the Age of AI Anxiety
The founder is a former startup engineer who burned out. He saw how AI, capitalism, and VC money were accelerating the world to an insane speed, so he developed a product designed to intentionally lower productivity.
It looks like chewing candy, but it’s a survival kit for the AI era.
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Plant the box. Attract the office. Melt productivity.
1. BAIT
Infiltrate the office
Quietly drop the candy box in a meeting room, reception, or near the CEO’s desk. Placement beats permission.
2. SWARM
Everyone drifts toward it
Curiosity plus snacks pull employees, guests, and even stationery toward the box. Foot traffic becomes the funnel.
3. KILL
Candy kills productivity
Hard chewing eats time, the sugar crash triggers yawns, and gossip erupts—output collapses by design.
